if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
you know what would go GREAT with that dress? a sword and iron gauntlets
[white guy voice] protein
true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes
Literally my friendships
YOU THINK YOURE SUCH A BIG FAN OF PANIC AT THE DISCO NAME THREE DISCOS THEY’VE PANICKED AT GO ON
when he cums inside u
'its too hot to wear all black'
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.