yokodefender:

the chosen one

xheymoonx:

What A Catch, Donnie is widely considered to be the most emotional and touching song Fall Out Boy ever made and Pete wrote it about Patrick

PETE WROTE IT ABOUT PATRICK

PETE WROTE IT ABOUT PATRICK

PETE WROTE IT ABOUT

PATRICK

Just let that sink in

dramaisthenewblack:

people: Kim Kardashian has no talent and haven’t made anything important

me:
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nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

angrysupermodel:

afterman-descension:

overwroughtcliche:

pookie02:

Welp

fucking brilliant

OMG! That shit was perfectly timed too.

I’m deleting